Ok here's a joke
Lon9 a9o,
There's a pair of funny husband and wife.
There's this woman and she loves to buy bras
Eveyday. New Bras...
One day,
Tracy, l 9otta pee
Her husband is really pissed and one day he asks the woman
''What are you doin9?
You're flat-chested Why do you need so many bras?''
Why?
So then you know what she says?
What?
''lf l don't need a bra what are you doin9 wearin9 underpants?''
Ok. Another one.
so there's this widow at the market and she wants to buy a cucumber
She tells the vendor
''Bi9 lon9 cucumber, but don't chop it''
The vendor pulls out a lon9 one and chops it up!
Now, the widow is furious
She said,
''l said don't chop my cucumber!''
-''Who do you think l am'' -l really have to 9o
Quiet, you
Ok, so there's this...
l'm not jokin9, l can't hold it any lon9er!
Not now
l have 9ot to pee
l've been tell you already
-Cool it, all ri9ht? -Why do you keep i9norin9 me?
l told you l 9otta pee...
l have to pee now
Now! Stop! Now!
Ok, you can 9et out now
You ok?
Come on, 9et in
lf she doesn't hury up we're out of here
Listen, l'm sory. All ri9ht?
Please don't smoke.
Open the window please
lt's broken.
Open the window please!
l said it's broken!
What are you doin9?
What do you think you are doin9?
Nothin9
You're makin9 me lose face
l just want to know why you're actin9 like this
l'm havin9 fun.
Aren't you?
Gross! You're dis9ustin9
Fuck!